It's dangerous to pick up a tomato on the road

Yesterday afternoon,I picked up a tomato on my way to home.I felt like I was lucky,then Now I could cook dinner with it.
When I went home,I found it was not enough,there were many more things necessary ,at first I needed some pork at the least,if I got the pork , then who would cook the dinner,so I needed a wife,then I was thinking about finding a girl to fill fall in love with,and got get married to with her.But If I wanted to get married with to her,I must got get the agreement of her mother.
Yes,It's my mother-in-law,and she mustn't be easily to agree with the marriage between I and her daughter.She would ask for an estate , a car , a huge numbers amount of money.
From then on,I realized that it's dangerous for me,If I didn't have the things she asked for,I'd have to go out to work,and earn more money,If I didn't get enough money from working hard,maybe I would hijack from the rob a bank,and when I was taking off with the money I had stolen from the bank,the polices shot me down.
How terrible the this tomato is!
At that moment,I knew that it was not worthwhile to lost lose my life for tomato.I was shaken and discarded the tomato at once.