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How to swear with nice words
There is a Quiznos near my home owned by angry woman.
Everytime customers order sandwich, she rolls her eyes and sigh without reason.
She was no exception to a little girl. So this cute customer , after ordering meal, stung by her attitude, run into her mother with tears and said “She is mean to me.”
Then her mother said “ No, she is not mean to you, honey. It’s just the way she looks. Some people were born with angry face and that’s not her fault.”
Dang, this woman knows how to swear with nice words,
Well played mommy, well played.
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Listen to your mother.
My mother hated whenever I wear skinny jean.
I asked her why and she said ‘it will make you embarrassed.’
I thought it didn't make any sense at all until when I went to clothing store few days ago.
I found a nice skinny jean there and tried at the dresser room.
And then gave it back to old lady owner afterwards since it’s too tight.
When I walked out of the store, the lady owner came to me with familiar underwear and said
“Looks like somebody took off his pants too hard.”
Today's lesson : Mother is always right.
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Morning War
It's not a good idea to have a roommate who has a same poo cycle. Especially when we share the bathroom.
Every Morning 9AM, war begins to take their own ass's down to the toliet first.
I know, It's pretty nasty.
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Life is unfair
I went to cafe for lunch.
While I ordered food to cashier, skinny lady, sneezing right to my face.
And when I got food from waiter, overweight dude, farting right to my arm. Then when I started eating food, baby near table, vomitting right to my back.
Why somebody is having a good time like EAT, PRAY, LOVE, but why mine has to be SNEEZE, FART, VOMIT?
Life is unfair.
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