Un refrán ruso Y el refrán de hoy es "Вешать лапшу на уши " Que significa literalmente? "Poner noodles en las orejas " Significa que alguien dice la mentira y hace la otra persona creer en esta mentira, contando história larga con muchas muchas detalles que hacen la historia se ve como verdad Los ejemplos: El dice que trabaja con Pablo Escobar Creo que él pone los noodles en mis orejas Он вешает мне лапшу на уши El pone los noodles en mis orejas No me digas mentira No pongas los noodles en mis orejas!! Por cierto como se dice noodles en español?

Un refrán ruso Спасибо в карман не положишь🔅 🔅 Literalmente significa : El "gracias" no se mete en el bolsillo. Que puede significar? El bolsillo es tan pequeño para el "gracias"? O simplemente no es posible a llenar el bolsillo con la palabra? Porque el bolsillo es para dinero o por lo menos caramelos. 🔅 Significa : si tu haces un favor para alguien, y este alguien te dice solo gracias. Puedes decir "gracias no se cabe en el bolsillo". Significa que esperas algo más que "gracias", algun presente o dinero. Claro que a veces eso se dice como un chiste entre conocidos, pero a veces se dice en serio cuando esperas algún gratitud material en vez de la palabra. 🔅 Hay un refrán así en español? 🔅 Has tenido una situación así, cuando quise decir : Спасибо в карман не положишь?

Chinese story. Please correct my grammar Of course there are plenty of massage places. When I just arrived I tried different ones. From fancy to cheap. Many of them have additional pleasure option. You know what I mean??? 🙈🙈🙈. Once I found an affordable place I started to visit it every week. One lady was exceptionally good. She was my favorite. When I just meet her she said i could call her "number 6" . I like mysterious people 👀👀👀  So I came there every week,  asked for my "number SIX" and got one hour of excellent and cheap massage. One usual evening I came there. In 15 minutes after we started somebody interrupted our session knocking at the door. My "Lady Number Six" said : " I need to go to another client and blinked 2 times. She didn't speak Chinese but her eyes said : YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. She said : "The other lady will take care of you." I wanted to disagree but I was topless and too relaxed 😜😜😜😜 The other lady came and that's where disaster 😈😈😈😈😈. She was gentle as a kid. I asked here be more strong. But instead she just put on my body a lot of oil. Like she was going to fry French fries on my back. I was confused and again asked her to be more powerful. She said ok and added more oil 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 I was in panic. She was bathing me in oil. She was gonna to marinate me and season with something. I was scared. I tried to explain I don't want it that oily, I need normal massage. She said ok, and when next time I heard she took the oil bottle I jumped from the bed and ran to the shower. When I was not that oily I got ready to leave the place forever but when I got downstairs receptionist stopped me and asked for money. I said that I am so disappointed that I don't know whether I come back again. She said " mianfei " and hugged me.  Mianfei means "for free" ...

Please make my text more natural Some days ago I became a millionaire, I hold 2 millions in my hands. Although I spend them just for 5 days, that was a pleasure to have them.... Ok ok .... it is time to say there were 2 000 000 balian rupi. So it was actually about 150 $ hahaha

So taxi costs 10 000, good lunch in casual place costs 50 000. And I bought 3 summer dresses for 200 000. I could say I am spending here much less money that I was going to spend. Living cost is crazy cheap. And after Shanghai it seems to me I don’t buy fruits , I get them for free....

Bali island is not about one week trip. Manta point, Nusa, Ubud, and many others are left for discovering. Despite I gratitude every moment I had here, I was thinking it is not enough.

Please, correct the grammar When I look at these photos one episode comes to my mind. In our hostel we met a French guy, we were chatting all the time, 2 hours in the bus, 2 hours in a queue, 4 hours while climbing the mountains. So I really can say my favorite quote: 1 day spending in a trip can be better for know someone than 1 month in casual life. So once we climbed and the view was spectacular, he said: “ by the way, guys, let’s share stereotypes about our countries. And there he go. ( or and there we go ) He told that one of stereotypes was that most of russian people make squats while eating sunflowers seeds, they are jobless and a bit dangerous. He couldn’t remember the name of this word. We were staring at him for a while and asked surprisingly: “Gopniki ?? “ He declaimed: yes, exactly. I couldn’t believe that was one of stereotypes, but here it is. I wanted to give him a dose of his own medicine when it was my turn to tell about stereotypes of France, but I couldn’t remember nothing offensive just I mentioned lack of masculinity of men ( actually, I don’t think so. I have never been to France. Haha) and that they are frogeaters. Actually Chinese are frogeaters as well. So my revenge turned out into the failure. And then I realized that many years ago some of my foreign friends told me they were preoccupied about their trip to Russia because they’ve read some articles about many dangerous blocks in Moscow and Saint Petersburg. But here I should make a quick remark. Those guys were from Brazil and Colombia. The “safest” countries in the world....

So while I step down from the mountains I was thinking about the country of gopniks, beautiful mountains and breathtaking views, I was thinking that Huangshan mountains were not entertaining enough for me because just to step up is completely boring. Camping and skiing is what I like to do while I am in the mountains. The only one challenge there was the path up of 4 hours about 10 km. I looked at these mountains and missed my lovely Elbrus.

Same, part 2 And the funniest thing was that looking at French human being I couldn’t admit that among all the mountains I have not been yet, I would like to explore Mont Blanc mountains in western Alpas

Point my mistakes and add some idioms where needed, please When I look at these photos one episode comes to my mind. In our hostel we met a French guy, we were chatting all the time, 2 hours in the bus, 2 hours in a queue, 4 hours while climbing the mountains. So I really can say my favorite quote: 1 day spending in a trip can be better for know someone than 1 month in casual life. So once we climbed and the view was spectacular, he said: “ by the way, guys, let’s share stereotypes about our countries. And there he go. ( or and there we go ) He told that one of stereotypes was that most of russian people make squats while eating sunflowers seeds, they are jobless and a bit dangerous. He couldn’t remember the name of this word. We were staring at him for a while and asked surprisingly: “Gopniki ?? “ He declaimed: yes, exactly. I couldn’t believe that was one of stereotypes, but here it is. I wanted to give him a dose of his own medicine when it was my turn to tell about stereotypes of France, but I couldn’t remember nothing offensive just I mentioned lack of masculinity of men ( actually, I don’t think so. I have never been to France. Haha) and that they are frogeaters. Actually Chinese are frogeaters as well. So my revenge turned out into the failure. And then I realized that many years ago some of my foreign friends told me they were preoccupied about their trip to Russia because they’ve read some articles about many dangerous blocks in Moscow and Saint Petersburg. But here I should make a quick remark. Those guys were from Brazil and Colombia. The “safest” countries in the world....

So while I step down from the mountains I was thinking about the country of gopniks, beautiful mountains and breathtaking views, I was thinking that Huangshan mountains were not entertaining enough for me because just to step up is completely boring. Camping and skiing is what I like to do while I am in the mountains. The only one challenge there was the path up of 4 hours about 10 km. I looked at these mountains and missed my lovely Elbrus.

Buddha in Phuket Please correct my grammar: Among all temples and religions I feel comfy only in old Abkhazian churches and Buddhist temples. I remember my feeling in the dark church 12 century somewhere in the mountains in Abkhazia. This place gives you so much humility. I feel same in Buddhist temples. Patience and stop of inner conversation. We visited Big Buddha in Phuket. This is a huge stature as white as clouds. You should go up with barefoot but almost nobody does it. I took my shoes off downstairs. And that is amazing therapy moving you back to the present. You think about every step. You are contemplating your feet and stairs. However they are no too high. Inside the Buddha stature is a temple. Buddha is sitting surrounded by trees and other statures. Fat monkeys are sneaking around. Buddha seems huge white cloud on the blu bright sky. Ps: I was not converted to Buddhism, the photo just shows blessings from the monk.

Please correct my text I present to your attention CatCafe. Small space with 30 cats somewhere in Wujiaochang, one of my favorite places you can do everything from manicure to restaurants. You should have bill no less than 50 yann to be in this place. They serve coffee, tea, some simple desserts and cat food. And people visit places like this, and pay money to enjoy this chilling environment. I adore places like that. Because I like cats a lot. But that’s human phenomena. If people have something to pay money for they think it is better than to get same stuff for free. That’s a human nature. If somebody says: Jass, I will give you Chinese lessons for free, I will think there is something wrong with this idea. And something wrong with this teacher. I want to pay. Take take MY MONEY. Hahahahah. There are many abandoned cats even here in Shanghai. They live in the street, they live in the shelters, they are as beautiful as cats from cat cafe but nobody wants feed them, nobody pays 1 yann to take a look and to drink a coffee sniffing their smelly tails. I wish every shelter can be dog or cat cafe, where people come and can adopt animals. So i have a question : is that so important the THING or SERVICE you pay for, or the environment around this item that make you think that you really need to buy something

PS: I hope you understand my idea... I know I have problems to express it. I mean sometimes we pay for service or environment to get something we can get much cheaper or for free. But at the same time I am not a snob.. I confused myself hahaha