Joke #2 a family get up in the morning. Parents are going to at work, a little child Vova is going to at school. Mum is taking a bath, daddy is cleaning the tooths. daddy is thinking that he want have love with mum. process is starting, and in that time Vova opens the door and see as daddy is loving mum. Father is thinking " oh my Gosh, i must will do anything that would a child will not understand that we are doing". He is starting beat to mum on the ass and say " It is for you that you do not beat Vova anymore" Vova say: - it is very right, daddy and have love with a cat, that would it do not scratch me.

Joke #1 Old lord is siting in an armchair, his servant coming into room. Servant: - Good morning sir Lord: - Good morning, John Servant: - Could i go to bedroom, there is your wife. Lord: - Ok The servan leaves. After 15 minute he coming back and say: - Your wife was realy cold today! Lord: - Knows John, she did't hot even when she was alive.

what is difference between "some", "any", "few" and "little"? i can say: "some apples" or "(a) few apples" what is difference?

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