kill cat or pig?(chatting history with friends, just for fun) Cacy:there are a cat and a pig,you have to kill one, which one you do you chose? A(canadian):both I can turn the cat into a violin and make beautiful music and I can turn the pig into delicious meat and eat it heck, since I'm in China, I can probably find a place to eat the cat too Cacy:No, you have to chose one first A:first? it makes no difference to me Cacy: You cant kill them both,only kill one! A: what kind of cat is it? Cacy:A lovely cat looks like my cat back home A:is it a lion?or a tiger? a house cat? Cacy:yes, a pet cat A:and what about the pig? Cacy:big pig A:is the pig a wild pig?is it good for food?is it a pet? Cacy:good for food A:does it have babies? Cacy:No A:is the cat annoying?is the pig dirty? does the cat scratch the sofa and hack up fur balls in my bed and leave fur everwhere? Cacy:Yes! A:does the pig tear up the grass with it's nose? Cacy:Yes! A:I will make them fight to death and have people pay to watch.then they can decide who dies first and i will make some money.lol, why do you ask suck a silly question? Cacy:you have to kill only one, not in that way! A:I will kill both Cacy:only one! A:I know!I will drop the pig off of a tall building on to the cat, so they both die at the same time.flying pig! Cacy:Just pick one!leave one alive! A:I'll go in alphabetical order then,the cat dies first. Cacy:that's what the pig thinks, hello piggy, I win:P A:I just lost the game B(australia):I would have put a gun in each of their food boxes - as they eat more food, a counter weight pulls tighter and tighter on a string that's tied to the trigger. The animal that eats it's food the fastest is the one that stays alive - that way I let human nature decide their fate, not me. same question to chinese friends Cacy: there are a cat and a pig,you have to kill one, which one you do you chose? D:cat Cacy;that's what pig thinks cacy:there are a cat and a pig,you have to kill one, which one you do you chose? E:pig Cacy:that's what cat thinks

love=listen+obligate+valued+excues family=father+mother+and+I+love+you...what else?

how to translate? how to translate: President Hu Jintao put the country's economic tasks at the top of next year's agenda during a New Year address broadcast on Friday ?

why do guys need to wear pants?(haha, just for fun)

什么叫快乐？就是掩饰自己的悲伤对每个人微笑

How to spend the Chinese Valentine;s Day without a valentine today?情人节快乐，我不 快乐， I have some ideas on my own. 1 take the plane to ex and kill him(cause he pissed me off,but seems this way is nonsense) 2 stay in home and watch the movie Valentine's Day again and a gain,till the day is over 3 go to the bar and get really drunk(seems crazy,so what?) 4 go to the KTV and sing 情人again and agin(i dont think a valentine will show up then though) 5 go to the club and find a nice boy as a valentine for one day( impossible,cause i hate that)' 6 hang out with friends?(which one?all forget me and hang out with their lovers,forgive them this time,(ˇˍˇ） ) ahhh,so hard to find a good plan for today~\(≧▽≦)/~. lol.everybody is going to celebrate valentine;s day now,no one bother me,my world so silent,so i better go to have a nice sleep；then when i wake up,it will be tomorrow\(^o^)/~

Can you give me some suggestions ? I am currently suffering a lot,and i want to spend three months abroad,not to study,just to stay there,or maybe i can get a job there,i think i should go to a place where people speak english,also,i wish i could meet a good friend who can help me translate a Chinese book into English,hehe,it's a hard work..anyways,hope everything could turns out as i wish..

How do you think about the love when we are young? I mean when you are young,when you have no good job,no money.when you cant afford the house,the car..when you have nothing,just a heart,she is still with you,glad to overcome all difficulties with you,she fights hard for you..i think this is real love,you love by heart..but i dont know how many lovers as this can be forever,it;s a tragedy of love