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a bad joke
Today i wanna tell u guys a bad joke ^^
just as everyone knows "just one laugh makes person ten years younger "
a pet-shop customer couldn't believe his good fortune
a parrot he had just bought could recite shakespears'sonnets,intone Homer's epic,and imitate opera stars . right when he took this bird home not another word came out of the parrot beak After three weeks ago , the disconsolate returned to the shop and asked for his money back
"when we had this bird" said the proprietor "he sould recite the poems and sing like an angle.now u wanted me to take him back since it was no longer himeself? well out of goodness of me i will pay u 100$ reluctantly the customer accepted his loss and just as the door shut behind him he heard the bird say to the proprietor "don't forget my share is 250$
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when think of the word "love" what are you pictruing? just colse ur eyes and think about it
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what is the best way to learn english well? btw what is ur purpose of learning a language?
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I am a samll snake living with 6 fairies^ ^
i am a little snake named Mr lonely
i have no one on my own lol
but i live with 6 fairies
All of us are living in a mountain around trees and lake
here the sun is shining and the sky is crystal clear
i believe most of the time we lead a happy life
whereas sometimes some things are not going so well with us
actually here is a tip i have to say that i live in my owner. Annie's body
my owner has a crystal ball which can predict the future and know the bygones
day after day i am growing bigger and bigger
and my owner are getting more lonely
may 24th 2011
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what do u guys think of learning several languages at the same time?
Hi jura thx for ur reply ^ ^ that is what i am fearing I am really into languages but i am afraid that i would mix up them lol
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get lucky
today i want to share some tips with u guys ^ ^
i always think i am a lucky girl
lol especially in these days i am getting lucky
u know that i have told u in my last diary my company is in a small village which is quite far from city center haha that is not special
but the point is that the most of staffs in our company are girls
so there is almost no one going after me
but the other day my ex BF wanted to get me back to him
and today i recieved a msg from a stranger he told me that he wanted to be my friend
haha do u think that i am lucky in love affairs ?
anyhow i just feel happy about that some one like me and wanna be my friend
may 23th 2010
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feel upset in such a rainy day \*~*/
firstly i m new here i'd like to introduce myself
i'm Annie from China a 22 years young girl
i have been at work already since half a year ago but i still have a little college my major is accountancy so without question i m a accountant
i am here to make friends and improve my english ^^
i am always a bored girl normaly i have nothing to do for fun bcz there are few entertainments around me
also today has been a boring day i have been sitting in front of computer half a day with rainning outside the bad weather makes me feel so upset
maybe it is not the weather's fault just bcz something happened
my ex bf whom i was crazy for once want to make up with me i don't think it is good i don't know what should i do it took me hard to get over him
hmmmmmm
eventually in fact i don't know what did i write a diary or some blah or bullshit hehe nevermind i just want to vent my emotions
plus if i made any mistake above my dear friends plz help me correct them ^^ thank u guys in advance
may 22th 2011
2011년 5월 22일
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is there anyone want to learn Mandarin ?
i can help u and also i want to learn english i hope we can make progress together
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