In front of the bar, you see a sign that says, "Happy Hour 5-7." This means:


Only happy people are allowed inside. 						

You get a free drink if you make the bartender laugh

When you walk into the bar, the doorman says that you have to pay $5. This is:


The doorman asks to see your I.D. (identification). He wants to make sure you're 21. What did he just do?

You want bourbon with ice. What do you say?

Your American friend wants a martini. What are you ordering?

A drink that comes in a big glass. It's made with vodka, tomato juice, Tabasco, horseradish, and Worcestershire sauce

A strong drink that comes in a fancy glass. It's made with gin or vodka and vermouth and usually has an olive in it.  

After the bartender serves you the drinks, what should you do?

Leave an extra dollar or two on the bar. 		 		

Someone of the opposite gender says you have beautiful eyes and offers to buy you a drink. They're almost definitely:

You notice some people aren't paying when they get their drinks. Why not?

They are friends of the bartender. 				 		

They're police officers, so they always get free drinks.

You really want a cigarette, but you don't have any. You notice someone near you is smoking. What do you say?

"Excuse me, do you have a cigarette for me?" 	

Your American friend gives you a dollar for the jukebox. What is it for?

Your American friend has bought drinks for everyone at your table. What has he or she just done?

You decide to get the next round. Your friend offers to give you money. You say,

"No, you got the last round. It's on me." 		

The next time you order drinks, the bartender tells you, "It's on the house." What does he or she mean?

He or she is running a tab for you. 		 		

You have to go upstairs to get your drinks. 

The people at the next table have had way too much to drink and are starting to fight. A big guy who works at the bar throws them out and tells them they can NEVER return. What just happened?

The bar is getting ready to close. It's your last chance to buy drinks. What does the bartender yell?