Which is the most typical Chinglish (Chinese dialect of English)  you ever heard? especially on the grammatical problem or the pronunciation (or related to culture). Show the other asian dialect of English such as Japaglish if it is really comical.

For example, "I only can speak a little English" or "My English is pure" that means "I am not good at English". And the Japanese always say "Good morning" as 'guda monin-ga''.