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Damon
Learning Chinese would be a nightmare, if you ever heard this question!

Look at the text below and Chose the right answer for the question.

小红说:“你妹的,我大姨妈怎么还不来啊?姐姐我这是怎么了?他大爷的,真坑爹!”

Q: who's the most worried one?

A. Her sister 

B. Her aunt 

C. Her uncle 

D. Her father 

E. Herself 

F. Her boyfriend 

If you are a Chinese learner and you would like to know the correct answer, feel free to leave me message.






Sep 23, 2016 3:22 PM
Comments · 5

I absolutely love this! It's amazing how much Chinese swearing involves family words...


Honestly when I read this originally I didn't understand at all, but after some discussion with friends I think I can post an idiomatic and a literal translation. Corrections are welcome, of course! Do you think my offensiveness goes too far?


IDIOMATIC TRANSLATION

你妹的 (Fuck!),我大姨妈怎么还不来啊 (Where the fuck is my period?) ?姐姐我这是怎么了?(Fuck, what's the matter with me?) 他大爷的,真坑爹!(Fuck, my life is ruined!)


LITERAL TRANSLATION

你妹的 (Your little sister's!),我大姨妈怎么还不来啊 (Why has my sister-in-law not arrived?) ?姐姐我这是怎么了?(Older sister, what's the matter with me?) 他大爷的,真坑爹!(His father's-older-brother, my life is ruined!)


Therefore I say the answer is E.


Thanks so much for this, Damon! We all need to learn some more fucking Chinese sometimes.

September 24, 2016

If it is an ordinary question,the answer will be E..

If it is a brain twists (脑筋急转弯),the answer will be F.

hahahhaha

September 24, 2016
F       
September 23, 2016

To Alan,

LOL, your translation is fucking correct, but the answer is wrong. It was not her fault why her period did not come. The blame should be on her boyfriend who didn't use the condom.

October 9, 2016
Haha,it must be E。Others are words of mouth 。
September 23, 2016
Damon
Language Skills
Chinese (Mandarin), English
Learning Language
English