Edible metaphors?!! I hope that you can  swallow your pride and stomach this meaty paragraph while I demonstrate. Don’t worry, I won’t ask you to regurgitate this information for an exam; it’s purely food for thought. And if this half-baked idea doesn’t convince you, then just let it digest and simmer for a while; it might start to eat away at you. But once you realize the raw abundance of these food metaphors, it might seem like a bittersweet epiphany. Or if this idea still smells fishy and it’s not an idea that you can sink your teeth into, then I hope you can still devour the remaining contents  (and I hope it doesn’t leave a sour taste in your mouth). As long as you don’t view this paragraph as just another flavor of the month, then I’ll be happy, or as I like to say, I’ll experience the sweet smell of victory.