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Mrs Tad
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Do you know English grammar jokes?

Have you ever had funny moments in learning languages?

My example:

Punctuation saves lives!

Let's eat Grandma!

Let's eat, Grandma!

Mar 23, 2018 2:50 PM
Comments · 11


Thank you! A have a joke for you:

The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.

March 24, 2018
"I see," said the blind man, as he picked up the hammer and saw.
March 24, 2018

the jester said " the king is stupid".

" the jester ", said the king, " is stupid."

March 23, 2018


Thank you! This is my special German joke for you:

Original German:

“Aber Herr Ober, der Kaffee ist ja kalt!” “Gut, dass Sie mir das sagen, mein Herr! Eiskaffee kostet nämlich einen Euro mehr …”

English translation:

“But Waiter, the coffee is cold!”

 “Thanks for telling me, sir! Ice coffee is one Euro more….”

March 24, 2018

I studied some German more than 20 years ago. I've forgotten much of my German, but not a joke that our teacher told us once. In German, the word "Schlange" means "snake", but it can also mean "queue", "line". So, our teacher asked us "Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einer Schlange im Verkehr und einer echter Schlange (das Tier) ? Bei einer Verkehrschlange, der Arsch ist vorn. " (In English: the difference between a snake and a traffic queue is that in a traffic queue, the ass is the front part" !

I know this is not about english grammar, but I hope you'll find it funny !

March 24, 2018
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