Ah, you like funny stories, like me.
So, I will give you some funny examples from Google Translator art:
Advertisement in Thailand:
Would you like to ride on your own... ass?
Notice in hotel in Tokyo:
Is forbidden to steal towels please. If you are not a person to such thing is please not to read notis. Beach notice in Acapulco: Drop your trousers here for best results!
LOL...I can't stop laughing! You are smart. It reminds me of my Australian friend's story in Japan.He was a little bit annoyed by Japanese people who talked to him anywhere, anytime. Because Japanese people want to practice English if there are opportunities anytime. One day, he was reading a book in the train and a stranger talked to him "Hello, where are you from?" and he answered, "Sorry, I'm French." in French. The stranger didn't say anything..... He was reading an English book though. .. LOL