Hi there, 

Are you learning Russian? It's so easy, right?)))

I. Russian Campaign

I am from Russia. I am a professional translator from English into Russian and have been working with languages all my life. I will be able to help you with basic grammar and pronunciation. In just a couple of weeks, you'll feel more confident in your speaking skills. 

The magic secret to acing speaking and surviving is... speaking)))

But how can you start speaking Russia if you don't know nothing??? Well, you just need to start "lego-ing" words together, making sentences. Whenever you don't know a word, you can ask me and I will tell you and I will write it in the text chat in skype. And you will know it and you will learn it. And we will be living happily ever after, learning and knowing, learning and know)))

After each session you'll get a neat list of the words that you need in your speaking strategy. So, it might just be that even after 3 years you'll have no idea what's the Russian for "labradoodle". Will this keep you awake at night, will you gaze into the night sky and lament "3 years've passed and still I don't know how to say "labradoodle"? Hopefully, you know the answer to this one.

Now's high time for say "labradoodle off" to all those useless textbooks and audio courses and start talking the talk.

Wait, what about the grammar. Your grammar's gonna lag for a looong time. And people'll love it. People in Russia adore folks who can say at least some stuff. You'll make folks cry, if you can say "I think that Russia is a beautiful country". If you happen to butcher some of the flexions, so be it. But, seriously, we'll go through the flexions - gradually - and you'll organically "grow through them" in order to "emerge on the other side of the learning process".

Maaan, would you have a HARD time first couple sessions with them flexions, man-oh-maaaan. But it's fun, too. Whinies and perfections can't stomach butchering EVERY word flexions-wise. Can you avoid it? Yeah, sure, reincarnate in Russia and "grow through flexions" by 4-6 years of age.

II. English Campaign

In return, I would be extremely grateful if you could help me speak out on cryptocurrencies.

I am endevoring into the unchatered territory of copywriting on crypto in English, so I am looking for a partner who'll just talk to me about this stuff.

I'll share with you the insights that I've fished out of this "primodial soup in a nascent market". We can do some sort of "training course on crypto", when I tell you about some particular subject, you'll have to constantly interrupt me with all kinds of questions, so that I have to adapt. After the session I will ask you 5 questions in order to keep things straight. 

I'm not sure that it's gonna be a lot of fun. I'm not a clown, I mean.

But it can actually be a good thing for you, coz you'll learn stuff about the crypto, which is not a scam, but a new industry coming to your door in the form of the self-flying milk carton in 10 years. That's the project I'm currently copywriting on. Advised by Elon's Musk, too.