Richard-Business Eng
Professional Teacher
Playing with words... silly, but clever questions
The following questions were posted just to make you smile.
Everyone is welcome to respond to these silly, funny, clever questions.
Enjoy...

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1   If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

2   Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but touch the paint right after you say the paint is wet?

3   Can we spell the word "creativity" any way we want?

4   Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

5   Was the person who invented the Express Lane at a grocery store, properly thanked?

6   If a fork were made of gold, would it still be called silverware?

7   If something goes without saying, why do people still say it?

8   Television show hosts often introduce their next guest by saying, "Our next guest needs no introduction..." and then they proceed to provide a long introduction.



Apr 12, 2019 11:47 AM
Comments · 28
Ahahaha, these are great! Some more...

9. Are you working hard, or hardly working?

10. If the word 'Incorrectly' is spelled <em>incorrectly</em> in every single dictionary, then how can we determine the correct spelling of the word?

11. If one is able to catch a cold, why can he not throw it away?

April 12, 2019
<em>What does not kill you, only makes you stronger...</em>

This is false. If I were to jump off a two-storey building, it is possible that I would continue to live, yet more likely is the possibility of having two broken legs. I'd be weak.

April 12, 2019
Well, clearly, number 1 can't be true, given the current President of the US. Just sayin'... ;-)
April 20, 2019
Never allow a midwife or doctor to deliver your baby... I am sure your baby would like to keep its liver!
April 20, 2019

Why are apartments always jammed so close together?

April 15, 2019
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