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Denis Pavlio
Little Johnny was sitting
Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.
After the sixth one a man on the bench across from him said, “Son, you know eating all that candy isn’t good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, make you fat.”
Little Johnny replied, “My grandfather lived to be 107 years old.”
The man asked, “Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?”
Little Johnny answered, “No, he minded his own business!”
May 8, 2019 6:17 PM
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Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.

Class: Hooray!

Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon.

May 14, 2019
This is joke))
May 14, 2019
This is something we should't do.
May 8, 2019
What the meaning of this story? )
May 8, 2019
Denis Pavlio
Language Skills
English, Russian
Learning Language
English