Yuki
Please tell me any American jokes.
These days I'm interested in an American joke.
And It helps me to study English.
Could you tell me any American jokes your favorite or famously?

If I make any mistakes, would you fix my writing?
May 25, 2019 12:24 PM
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A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says with caution "this guy looks edible, never seen his kind before".

 So the lion starts rushing towards the dog with menace. The dog notices and starts to panic but as he's about to run he sees some bones next to him and gets an idea and says loudly "mmm...that was some good lion meat!".

 The lion abruptly stops and says " woah! This guy seems tougher then he looks, I better leave while I can".

 Over by the tree top, a monkey witnessed everything. Evidently, the monkey realizes the he can benefit from this situation by telling the lion and getting something in return. So the monkey proceeds to tell the lion what really happened and the lion says angrily "get on my back, we'll get him together".

 So they start rushing back to the dog. The dog sees them and realized what happened and starts to panic even more. He then gets another idea and shouts "where the hell is that monkey! I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago..."
May 25, 2019

Nearly every child of about 7 years old tells this joke:

Child 1: “Can I tell you a dirty joke?”

Child 2: “Sure!”

Child 1 “A white horse fell in the mud.”


-As an explanation, the word “Dirty” has an secondary connotation of “obscene” or “vulgar”.  As children begin to understand what vulgarity is, this can be funny.  The joke is not funny to adults.  But it is a childhood lesson in words with double meanings.  

May 25, 2019

What does the frog reply when someone asked her what she went to do at the library? 

The answer was: Read it Read it... ( The frogs sound is similar with this : Read it read it...)

May 25, 2019
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. (Seven, eight, nine.)
May 26, 2019
You can find a lot of jokes here   https://www.indianchild.com/waiter_jokes.htm
May 26, 2019
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Yuki
Language Skills
English, Japanese
Learning Language
English