Som, perhaps there is a way defecate would work. Here's the explanation:
We shall medicate the advocate once we locate him in this intricate maze. Our plan is for him to vacate the room after we eradicate all negative thoughts from him.
We shall see what happens. Our plan is not to intoxicate him, as has happened in past experiments. We shall not complicate the experiment this time.
With the last patient, while trying to vacate, he stumbled upon a certificate. In his drunken stupor, he decided to defecate on said certificate. It was not his goal to obfuscate the certificate, but he did nonetheless.
Our boss was not pleased with that experiment. He suggested we not duplicate the experiment again. He suggested we fabricate a new way of doing it.
Yes, I do realize with COVID-19 and quarantine rules in effect that I apparently have too much time on my hands since I dedicated myself for a brief time to defend poop.