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Humour challenge
Would you please post a joke or a couple sentences of humour (in English), that, you are sure, a foreigner has no chance to get. Just due to the fact that he (she) is a foreigner. :))
May 1, 2020 12:21 PM
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A: Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Banana.
B: Banana who?
A: Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Banana.
B: Banana who?
A: Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Banana.
B: Banana who?
A: Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Orange.
B: Orange who?
A: Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

May 1, 2020
What do you call a dog that goes to school and returns with a PhD?

An over-retriever.
May 3, 2020
The past ,the present and the future walked into a bar. It was tense. 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂


May 1, 2020
This is a joke that really confused me the first time I heard it:

What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?
Do-you-think-he-saurus?

I am deliberately writing it as I heard it. Back then, I didn't know that in British English, "R" could be pronounced in places you wouldn't expect, such as "saw-(R)-us". So it's do-you-think-he-saw-us with a "saurus" at the end.
May 3, 2020
the knock knock joke which Peter mentioned is a hard one to get for almost all of my students...
so I have to explain, but then the joke is ruined !!
And nobody laughs ...:D

May 3, 2020
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Kozlov
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English, Russian
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English