Got several English questions that I can't figure out.

Plz contact me if U R pretty good at English AND you'll be available on Monday morning or Sunday evening.

plzzzzz ಥ_ಥ

It's ok if you aren't so good at English, I do speak English myself (not so good though), I'm also glad to practice either spoken or written English with you.

(I meant to use several adorable memes but I can't put pics