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Happy Fathers Day! ~ Time for Dad Jokes
Happy Fathers Day to all the great guys out there who are dads or to the men who have taken on father figure roles! In honour of our dads, I thought it would be fun to have a topic where we can post our favourite Dad Jokes. If you've got a groaner, we want to read them! :)

I'll kick things off:

A book fell on my head. Who should I blame?
My shelf!
Jun 21, 2020 6:46 PM
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"My girlfriend is turning 32 soon...
I've told her not to get her hopes up. "After all," I say, "we're only going to be celebrating it for half a minute." When she asked what in the world I was talking about, I pointed out, "This is your thirty-second birthday."
For the life of me, I can't figure why doesn't think this is hilarious. I keep making sure to remind her of it every time we are around new people. Hopefully if she hears the joke enough she will start to appreciate it."

This one is which I recently read and it took me some time to get it, but I find it funny :D
June 22, 2020
By the time a man realises that maybe his father was right, He usually has a son who think he's wrong....

;)
June 22, 2020
Here I go:

<ol><li>What do you call a person who tells dad jokes but has no kids? A faux pa</li><li>I asked my dad for his best dad joke and he said, "You.”</li><li>I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.</li><li>Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.</li></ol>

Happy Fathers Day to all who are fortunate to be fathers. I am not a father :(
June 22, 2020
Good ones, Jordi! :)
June 22, 2020
父亲节快乐!

June 21, 2020
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