My dream is to grow a long beard and live in a portable shed in the forest with the birds, the mushrooms and the hairy things. I shall be known as Rabbit-Friend and Squirrel-Heart. I will earn my keep in the woodland creatures' kingdom by <s>stealing</s> requisitioning carrots and cabbages from the farmlands beyond the border. In exchange, the rabbits will help me build a grand man-burrow, and the squirrels will bring me sticks to whittle and make kindling with.
Failing that, I guess I could be a writer or something.