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jokes hi everybody,,,,,,
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Fifteen reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives.

1.  The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2.  Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3.  Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4.  A dog's parents never visit.

5.  Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6.  Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.

7.  You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

8.  Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

9.  Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

10.  A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'

11.  If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

12.  A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

13.  If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

14.  Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least,   
15.  If a dog leaves, he won't take half of your stuff.
Jul 24, 2008 8:51 PM
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i'm marrying next week. afew guests will come.come and don't bring any gift, but bring someone to marry me.
October 14, 2008
3. once two russian pilots in moscow wanted to drink but they couldn't find alcohol. one said to the other: "it is said that the fuel of our battleplanes tastes like vodca. let's try some." so they got some fuel out and had a deadly drunk night. the next day, one pilot woke up and was supprised finding himself all right. at that time his telephone rang. he picked up then the other pilot's voice came from the phone: "are you ok?" he answered: "fine. the fuel is good. i have no headache nor nausea." the other said: "me too... but..." "but what?" he asked. "have you broken wind?" asked in the phone. "no. not yet." he said. "be careful." told by the other pilot, "i'm in london."
October 1, 2008
2. there were three rabbits. one day they went into a forest looking for food and then they found a piece of mushroom. the black rabbit and the gray one told the white to find some wild vegetables to make soup with mushroom. the white rabbit refused and said: "you may eat my mushroom." the two rabbits promised they would not do so. then the white left. three hours later, the black said: "i'm hungry. let's eat the mushroom." the gray said: "no. we promised not." then they continued waiting. another three hours passed. the gray said: "i'm too hungry to wait. let's eat it." the black agreed. at that moment, the white rabbit suddenly jumpped out by the side and shouted angrily: "what did i say? i just know you two swindlers will eat my mushroom!"
October 1, 2008


"if it looks like a duck and walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's probably a duke."

1. one summer, a giraffe met a rabbit. the giraffe flaunted her long neck to the rabbit: "look! little rabbit! you may never know the good feeling to have such a long neck. can you image the tender leaf high in the tree? can you feel how goes the cool water slowly down when you drink and swallow in the summer?" the rabbit gave a glance coldly at the giraffe and said: "have you ever vomited?"
October 1, 2008

The doctor told "Sardarji" that if he run eight kilometers a day for 300 days, 
he would loose 34 kilos.
At the end of 300 days, "Sardarji "called the doctor to report he had lost the weight,
but he had a problem.
"What's the problem?"asked the doctor.
"I'm 2400 kms from home."..

July 26, 2008
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