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Great Reasons To Be A Man. ( Women don't be disappointed )
  1. Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
  2. You know stuff about tanks.
  3. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
  4. Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.
  5. You don't have to learn to spell a new last name.
  6. You can kill your own food.
  7. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
  8. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
  9. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
  10. If you are 35 and single, nobody notices.
  11. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
  12. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
  13. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."
  14. Same work...more pay.
  15. Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
  16. Wedding dress - $2,000. Tuxedo rental - 75 bucks.
  17. You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
  18. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just
    might become lifelong friends.
  19. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
  20. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
  21. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
  22. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
  23. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
  24. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
  25. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
  26. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
2008년 8월 1일 오후 5:13
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AMERiCAN LEADERS ARE Like THE THIEF WHO IS DOING SPEECH ABOUT HONESTY !!!

BOMBING FOR PEACE IS LIKE RAPING FOR VIRGINITY .
2008년 8월 5일
@ itlktiv

(IT'S an AMERICAN JOKE , BECAUSE THE STATUE OF LIBERTY IS HOLLOW INSIDE , AND HIS HEAD TOO !)

.... "Lady Liberty" SYMBOLIZES FREEDOM THROUGHOUT THE WORLD (Liberty Enlightening the World.)

HOLLOWNESS X LIBERTY !!!!! ......... !!!!!........ The illusion of liberty   (it`s an AMERICAN ..... ???)
2008년 8월 5일
 harregarre... ,

(and only good to have his child) ... if a woman can raise up a successful and open minded CHILD .. im sure then she`s not a dumb one .. RIGHT??!! ask ur lovely MUM ....

-" It's actually taught by the Bible and Quran. "Women brought the evil upon the world.
italktive ...  good answer

and i WONDER !!!! cant u post anything withought adding ISLAM AND CHRISTIANITY !! AS SALT FOR ALL TOPICS !!!
2008년 8월 5일
If you've watched American News while elections ,you'd find the answer  !
2008년 8월 4일
" It's how itlktiv thinks about women. He thinks you are all dumb (empty head, no brains) and only good to have his child."   , YES I ADMITT THAT THEY ARE GOOD IN RASING CHILDREN BETTER THAN MEN , MAYBE YOU HAVE A SOLUTION LIKE MATRIX , LET THE MACHINES RAISE OUR CHILDREN !!MAN THERE IS NOONE KINDER THAN A MUM !!! NEITHER BABYSITER NOR THE FATHER !!
- I'VE NEVER SAID WOMEN ARE DUMB  !! AND IF YOU TOOK THIS TOPIC SERIOUSLY SO YOU ARE THE DUMB ONE !!! IT'S FOR JOKING DUDE !!
-" It's actually taught by the Bible and Quran. "Women brought the evil upon the world."  
IF THIS EXISTS IN BIBLE , YOU WERE CHRESTIAN AND YOU KNOW THIS BETTER THAN ME ! THERE IS NO VERSE IN QURAN SAYS SOMETHING LIKE THIS ! Why ? BECAUSE ADAM IS THE ONE WHO ATE THE APPLE , NOT EVA WHO TOLD HIM TO DO SO LIKE YOU WANNA SAY  !!
2008년 8월 4일
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