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Great Reasons To Be A Man. ( Women don't be disappointed )
- Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
- You know stuff about tanks.
- A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
- Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.
- You don't have to learn to spell a new last name.
- You can kill your own food.
- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
- Wedding plans take care of themselves.
- If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
- If you are 35 and single, nobody notices.
- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
- Car mechanics tell you the truth.
- You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."
- Same work...more pay.
- Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
- Wedding dress - $2,000. Tuxedo rental - 75 bucks.
- You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
- If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just
might become lifelong friends. - Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
- You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
- You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
- You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
- One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
- You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
- You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
2008년 8월 1일 오후 5:13
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AMERiCAN LEADERS ARE Like THE THIEF WHO IS DOING SPEECH ABOUT HONESTY !!!
BOMBING FOR PEACE IS LIKE RAPING FOR VIRGINITY .
BOMBING FOR PEACE IS LIKE RAPING FOR VIRGINITY .
2008년 8월 5일
@ itlktiv
(IT'S an AMERICAN JOKE , BECAUSE THE STATUE OF LIBERTY IS HOLLOW INSIDE , AND HIS HEAD TOO !)
.... "Lady Liberty" SYMBOLIZES FREEDOM THROUGHOUT THE WORLD (Liberty Enlightening the World.)
HOLLOWNESS X LIBERTY !!!!! ......... !!!!!........ The illusion of liberty (it`s an AMERICAN ..... ???)
(IT'S an AMERICAN JOKE , BECAUSE THE STATUE OF LIBERTY IS HOLLOW INSIDE , AND HIS HEAD TOO !)
.... "Lady Liberty" SYMBOLIZES FREEDOM THROUGHOUT THE WORLD (Liberty Enlightening the World.)HOLLOWNESS X LIBERTY !!!!! ......... !!!!!........ The illusion of liberty (it`s an AMERICAN ..... ???)
2008년 8월 5일
harregarre... ,
(and only good to have his child) ... if a woman can raise up a successful and open minded CHILD .. im sure then she`s not a dumb one .. RIGHT??!! ask ur lovely MUM
....
-" It's actually taught by the Bible and Quran. "Women brought the evil upon the world."
italktive ... good answer 
and i WONDER !!!! cant u post anything withought adding ISLAM AND CHRISTIANITY !! AS SALT FOR ALL TOPICS !!!
(and only good to have his child) ... if a woman can raise up a successful and open minded CHILD .. im sure then she`s not a dumb one .. RIGHT??!! ask ur lovely MUM
.... -" It's actually taught by the Bible and Quran. "Women brought the evil upon the world."
italktive
... good answer and i WONDER !!!! cant u post anything withought adding ISLAM AND CHRISTIANITY !! AS SALT FOR ALL TOPICS !!!
2008년 8월 5일
If you've watched American News while elections ,you'd find the answer !
2008년 8월 4일
" It's how itlktiv thinks about women. He thinks you are all dumb (empty head, no brains) and only good to have his child." , YES I ADMITT THAT THEY ARE GOOD IN RASING CHILDREN BETTER THAN MEN , MAYBE YOU HAVE A SOLUTION LIKE MATRIX , LET THE MACHINES RAISE OUR CHILDREN !!MAN THERE IS NOONE KINDER THAN A MUM !!! NEITHER BABYSITER NOR THE FATHER !!
- I'VE NEVER SAID WOMEN ARE DUMB !! AND IF YOU TOOK THIS TOPIC SERIOUSLY SO YOU ARE THE DUMB ONE !!! IT'S FOR JOKING DUDE !!
-" It's actually taught by the Bible and Quran. "Women brought the evil upon the world."
IF THIS EXISTS IN BIBLE , YOU WERE CHRESTIAN AND YOU KNOW THIS BETTER THAN ME ! THERE IS NO VERSE IN QURAN SAYS SOMETHING LIKE THIS ! Why ? BECAUSE ADAM IS THE ONE WHO ATE THE APPLE , NOT EVA WHO TOLD HIM TO DO SO LIKE YOU WANNA SAY !!
- I'VE NEVER SAID WOMEN ARE DUMB !! AND IF YOU TOOK THIS TOPIC SERIOUSLY SO YOU ARE THE DUMB ONE !!! IT'S FOR JOKING DUDE !!
-" It's actually taught by the Bible and Quran. "Women brought the evil upon the world."
IF THIS EXISTS IN BIBLE , YOU WERE CHRESTIAN AND YOU KNOW THIS BETTER THAN ME ! THERE IS NO VERSE IN QURAN SAYS SOMETHING LIKE THIS ! Why ? BECAUSE ADAM IS THE ONE WHO ATE THE APPLE , NOT EVA WHO TOLD HIM TO DO SO LIKE YOU WANNA SAY !!
2008년 8월 4일
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