Witty Words of Wisdom !!! :-) Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.

Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a watergun and shoot other people in the eyes.

If you're not part of the solution, be part of the problem!

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

Never buy a car you can't push.

Never eat yellow snow.

Never pet a burning dog.

Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you don't have a leg to stand on.

Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.

The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

There are very few problems that cannot be solved by orders ending with 'or die.' - Alistair J.R. Young

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

You are what you eat. So stay away from the jerk chicken.

Be nice to the nerds and geeks in high school -- you'll be working for them in the future.
Aug 2, 2008 9:12 AM
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aha,finnaly i have someone agrees with me in that. 
Yeah,in fact Harregarre u always find a way to speak about and insult Muslims.
Why don't we do the same with u? Oh,may be i know why!
Any way,u tell me why to know the excelent idea u have for us.
 and as Nada said,we r here to learn not to fight who we aren't convinced about what they believe.
This is really pitiful to use any topic just to make Muslims the worst people all the world has never 
known people like!

August 8, 2008
i cant believe the way how u can change any topic to talk about muslims...if u hate muslims just keep that to urself...who learning english here and cos of u i know many bad words...thx a lot for that..who can teach me bad words..just u...plz dont speak about muslims like that..we r really good ppl..just try us.
August 8, 2008
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