funny quotes !!!
"At a cocktail party, one woman says to another "aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man". unknow
-"Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy. "- Gary Busey
-It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. - Woddy Allen
-If you think that today went all too quickly, you never agree standing in the row at the post office. - Australian Proverb
-Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb
-"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall."
- Mitch Hedberg
-My father was a simple man. My mother was a simple woman. You see the result standing in front of you, a simpleton. -Chic Murray
-Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart
-I've often thought that the process of aging could be slowed down if it had to go through Congress. -George Bushy
-It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys. -Anonymous
-It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am. -unknown
-The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. -Anonymous