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funny quotes !!! "At a cocktail party, one woman says to another "aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man".  unknow
-"Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy. "- Gary Busey
-It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. - Woddy Allen
-If you think that today went all too quickly, you never agree standing in the row at the post office. - Australian Proverb
-Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb
-"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall."
- Mitch Hedberg
-My father was a simple man. My mother was a simple woman. You see the result standing in front of you, a simpleton. -Chic Murray
-Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart
-I've often thought that the process of aging could be slowed down if it had to go through Congress. -George Bushy
-It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys. -Anonymous
-It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am. -unknown
-The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. -Anonymous

Aug 5, 2008 4:54 PM
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i liked the first
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October 6, 2008
October 6, 2008
 Perfect numbers like perfect men are very rare.
-- Rene Descartes 
October 6, 2008
  Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
-- Benjamin Disraeli 
October 6, 2008
There are only two kinds of men - the dead and the deadly. 
-- Helen Rowland 
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
-- Tim Allen 
October 6, 2008
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