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FUNNY QUOTES.

"WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU FUCKS YOU UP MENTALLY".



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Aug 25, 2012 12:38 AM
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SMILE TODAY, TOMORROW COULD BE WORSE.

September 5, 2012

"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it."

Sam Levenson
"Whether you give a crap or don't give a crap, nobody wants crap anyway!" ..............

"That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another...."

Charles M. Schulz
August 31, 2012

Well, I think it's a matter of interpretation. I see "stupid" here as in embittered and grumpy all the time. I mean, it's pretty heavy when you see your life as tough but if you put your bad mood on the top of that then your life gets tougher... I hope that make sense .

The funny part about it is that people get offended without even knowing what the hell you mean... and it cracks me up! Laughing

August 31, 2012

amazingly funny! :D

August 28, 2012

Bessie Braddock: "Winston, you are drunk, and what's more, you are disgustingly drunk."


Winston Churchill: "Bessie, my dear, you are ugly, and what's more, you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be disgustingly ugly."

Tongue Out

August 28, 2012
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