A four-year old kid kept telling his teacher about his baby sister who was going to be born and he was very excited about it.
One day his mom made him feel the baby's movements by placing his palm on her stomach. The kid didn't say anything.
From that day onwards he stopped telling his teacher about his baby sister. One day when his teacher enquired about his baby sister, the boy's eyes were filled with tears.
He replied "My Mummy ate it!”
hhhhhhh nice one xD