MY NEW SPELL CHECKER  
 Eye halve a spelling chequer 
 It came with my pea sea  
 It plainly marques four my revue 
 Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.  
 Eye strike a key and type a word 
 And weight four it two say  
 Weather eye am wrong oar write 
 It shows me strait a weigh.  
 As soon as a mist ache is maid  
 It nose bee fore two long  
 And eye can put the error rite  
 Its rare lea ever wrong.  
 Eye have run this poem threw it  
 I am shore your pleased two no  
 Its letter perfect awl the weigh  
 My chequer tolled me sew.

[Pause before it hits him]

Watt : " Oh, Guud!"
Knott: " Good."
Watt : " No wonder, it took me so long, is that Dutch?"
Knott: " No, it's Knott!"
Watt : " Oh, okay. At least the names are clear now Guud."
Knott: " Yes Wright."

[Pause before it hits him]

Knott: " Oh, Wright!"
Watt : " Yeah!"
Knott: " So why didn't you say it before?"
Watt : " I told you so many times!"
Knott: " You never said Wright before"
Watt : " Of course I did."
Knott: " Ok I won't argue any more. Do you know my name?"
Watt : " I do not."
Knott: " Well, there you go, now we know each other's name."
Watt : " I do not!"
Knott: " Good!"

NOW THEY ARE AT A POINT WHERE BOTH THINK THE OTHER KNOWS THEIR NAME, BUT THEY THEMSELVES DON'T KNOW THEOTHER'S NAME.

Knott: " Listen, listen, wait; if I asked you what your name is, what will be your answer?"
Watt : "Watt's my name."
Knott: " No, no, give me only one word."
Watt : " Watt"
Knott: " Your name!"
Watt : " Right!"

[Pause]

Knott: " What is your name?"
Watt : " See, you know my name!"
Knott: " Of course not!"
Watt : " Then why do you keep asking Watt is your name?"
Knott: " To find out your name!"
Watt : " But you already know it!"
Knott: " What?"
Watt : "See, and you know mine!"
Knott: " Of course not!"