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Teacher: How can we get some clean water?
Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it.

A: Meet my new born brother.
B: Oh, he is so handsome! What's his name?
A: I don't know. I can't understand a word he says.

Q: Where do you find giant snails?
A: On the ends of their fingers.

Q: What has 6 eyes but can't see?
Oct 20, 2008 11:17 AM
Comments · 10
Toto is a little character, a boy, you always hear about in French jokes. He's soooo famous.    
December 2, 2008
Both !
November 28, 2008
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father
hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEYOU A FORTUNE"

(Turkish translation)
Yeni evlenen bir adam eşine sorar, '' Eğer babam bana servet bırakmasaydı da benimle evlenir miydin ?
'' Tatlım'', ''Seninle sana kim servet bırakırsa bıraksın evlenirdim '' diye sevimli bir şekilde cevapladı 

October 21, 2008
Un hombre recién casado le pregunta a su esposa, "Te habrias casado conmigo si mi padre no me hubiese heredado una fortuna?"

"Cariño," responde la mujer dulcemente, "Me habria casado contigo SIN IMPORTAR QUIEN TE HEREDO LA FORTUNA"
October 21, 2008
reply to v. persie's jokes:

1. Profesor: Cómo podemos obtener agua limpia?
    Alumno:   Trayendo agua del rio y lavándola!

2. A: Vean! mi hermano recién nacido
    B:  Ahh, es lindo, como se llama?
    A: no sé...... no entiendo una palabra de lo que dice!

October 21, 2008
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