Peter
We are Breaking Up !

It's a cold way to give someone the heave-ho but it's becoming all the more common.Here are some of the most popular texts we've seen on Twitter, but what would you send?

1、"It's Not You It's Me." (I think this is a commendable begining;)

2、"I'm sure you've met my new girlfriend, she's been your best friend for 8 years." (Oh, man! How wicked you are !)

3、"My hamster just passed away, I just need some space right now." (What a significant passing.)

4、"The only thing worse than being alone, is being with you." (Soo venomous. What you say cuts the girl terribly.)

5、"Have I told you lately how much I am in love with you? No? Think about it, have a great life." (Never say it directly, and never apologize)

6、"My new years resolution is to get an upgrade in everything. So..." (So ....It goes without saying. )

7、"My husband just got back from jail." (What a powerful woman! I'd like your story. )

8、"You're not Canadian. This isn't going to work out." (Universal usage. All you need to do it change another country.)

9、"...So you wanna tell me about your 7 kids?" ( Snow white and the seven dwarfs?!)

 So,which one would you send?

Apr 19, 2014 10:09 AM
Comments · 3

If you really love this person, then you owe it to her to have the discussion face-to-face. The only exception to use a telephone message is if you are in a long-distance relationship and seeing each other in person is impractical. You are a man, try to do it in a manly way :)

 

April 19, 2014

it very funny))))

Thanks

I prefer the first one. Because its all about you deserve someone better than me, bla-bla-bla... I'm just a pice of shit, you know...

Im just trying to dcrease the pain.

But its all bullshhit, I know))

April 19, 2014

I would send the number 1, but the number 6 has really killed me!

April 19, 2014
Peter
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