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Classic Jokes

Anyone have classic jokes in the language/culture/awesomeness that they want to share?

 

For example:

1. Where do you learn to make ice cream? Sundae school.
2. Why was the computer so tired when it got home? Because it had a hard drive.
—@BrenlyKay
3. What car does Mickey’s wife drive? A Minnie van.

It is endless!!~~ haha
Apr 27, 2014 2:19 AM
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This joke was told by a tourist guide when I went to Padang,Indonesia about 5 years ago.

It goes like this,the tourist guide asked "Goats eat grass,right?"  and we answered "Yes."  Then he asked "Why?"  We all gave various answers but not even one is correct. Then he said "Because the goats are hungry."

April 27, 2014

Q:Why did the skeleton leave the party?

A:He had no body to dance with. 

Have a nice day.

February 28, 2015

My English/Korean joke:

what do you call a large tissue? 후지! (Like English "huge" but spoken with an accent.) 

March 2, 2015

불고기의 반대말이 뭐에요?

 

/물고기/  !!! 

 

This is the Korean forum, right? ;)

 

February 28, 2015

@Shou and @Azalea: Azalea is absolutely correct :)

 

Here's another one:

Q: What does the bread say when it runs into the wall?

A: 빵!

 

 

March 3, 2015
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