It's a witty and well-written article, but there are several inaccuracies... Should have had a native French speaker edit it.

Yes, I was about to point out some. "vous avez DES raisins" (articles are mandatory in French. "Des" means "some"). "BonNE journée" (this word is feminine, so "bon" becomes "bonne"). "Blessez-vous" mean "hurt yourself" but I don't see when one would want to say it... Last comment: "je suis chaud" in Québec means "I'm drunk"!

Here's another I think I might never get right... I was told by a Frenchman, "C'est pas terrible" in lieu of meaning "It's not terrible" actually means "It is terrible"... Isn't that fun?

Also, "actuellement" does not mean "actually" but "at the current moment".  I have a whole book on the confusing words and expressions that do not have the same meaning in English.  I just review them from time to time to try to remember them when I need them.

My good French friend pointed out a few additional errors as well: