Elina
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One Million copies of a new book sold in just 2 days due to a typing error of just 1 alphabet in title

Title of Book: “An idea can change your wife”

LOL. Life is too short to be serious….Smile & Laugh it out!!!!

Jun 4, 2014 1:28 PM
Comments · 25

Jonathan hehe, thanks for your comment!

something like these definitions:  :D

 

 

SCHOOL :
A place where Parents pay and children play

LIFE INSURANCE :
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

NURSE :
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

MARRIAGE :
It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters..

TEAR :
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power.

CONFERENCE :
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

FATHER :
A banker provided by nature

CRIMINAL :
A person no different from the rest ….except that he/she got caught

BOSS :
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early !!!!

POLITICIAN :
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence thereafter

DOCTOR :
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

 

June 5, 2014

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

 

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A carrot! :D 

June 8, 2014

Believe me Elina, I considered them cultural differences and I wasn't even sure about them because I've never been to those countries before:) But I'm really sorry if I offended anyone, thought of sharing here since italki is about different cultures and traditions.

December 17, 2014

I'm not a shopaholic. I'm helping the economy.

June 14, 2014

A man goes to the doctor.

Man: Doctor, I have have a strange problem, I forget what I have said a few moments ago.

Doctor: How long have you been suffering from this problem?

Man: Which problem, doctor?

Doctor: Ok, I'll tell you later, but first pay my bill.

 

June 11, 2014
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