I have a joke for you: I cheated and used google translator for the Chinese characters.
A farmer was standing by a stop sign; when along came a salesman who was trying the small town of railway junction. He was late for a meeting and speeding in his cadillac. When he saw the farmer he slammed on the brakes and stopped about ten yards past the farmer at the stop sign. He than put the car in reverse and spead backwards passing the farmer again about another ten yards; slam on the brake and than put the car in drive and came to a screeching halt right in front of the farmer at the stop sign. The salesman asked how far do I have to drive to get to the town of railway junction, and the farmer replied don't you move another damn inch.
I have to say: google translator sucks!