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A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building, he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room. The doors closed, lights flashed, and after a while the door slid open and a beautiful young
model stepped off the elevator.
Blinking in amazement, the hillbilly drawled, "I shouldhave brought my wife!"
一个乡下人第一次到大城市游逛。他走进一座大楼,看见一个岁数很大的矮胖女人迈进一个小房间。房间的门随后关上,有几个灯在闪亮。一会儿,门开了,电梯里走出一位年青漂亮的女模特。
乡下人惊奇地眨着眼睛,慢吞吞地说:我应该把我的老婆带来!”



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Dec 21, 2008 2:30 PM
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I just bit my tongue 我刚把舌头咬破了
A father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither. The son asks, "Dadare we poisonous snakes?" The father replies proudly, "Yes son, we are rattler snakes! Why do you ask son?" "Because DAD, I just bit my tongue!!"
一个阳光明媚的下午,蛇父亲和蛇儿子出去散步。儿子问:爸爸,我们是毒蛇吗?父亲得意的答道:当然了,孩子,我们是响尾蛇啊!为什么这么问呢?”“因为,我刚把舌头咬破了!
December 22, 2008
healtheworld
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