What you have to know if you're planning to come in Italy

1  We live for football. If you don't like football, this could be a big problem for you;

2 DON'T JOKE ABOUT FOOTBALL, especially if our team has lost the match that evening;

3 when you are speaking, you have to shout;

4 if you're a girl, well, it's good for you;

5 if you come for Christmas, DON'T DO IT if you don't want to get 10 kg in 5 days;

6 Sunday is for football, don't ask us to go somewhere;

7 we can't speak english, it's impossible for us: you MUST speak in italian;

8 be lazy, we don't love working;

9 we are kind people: probably you won't have any problem to integrate with us;

10 DON'T JOKE ABOUT FOOTBALL