Q: How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
A:1 One to change it and 1000 to spread propaganda claiming it never
A:2 One to change it and one to shoot him after to protect state secrets.
A:3 Just one, but it takes him thirty years to realize it’s burned out.
Q: How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:1 Two. One to change the light bulb, and one to sue the original light bulb manufacturer for millions.
A:2 One to shoot the bulb...and another to deny that a conspiracy ever took place.
A:3 Five. One to change the bulb, one to push the ladder and knock
him off, and three workmen's compensation lawyers.
A:4 Only one- he holds the light bulb in place and waits for the world to revolve around him.