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How many russians does it take to change a light bulb?
May 3, 2011 8:09 AM
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Q: How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb? A:1 One to change it and 1000 to spread propaganda claiming it never burnt out. A:2 One to change it and one to shoot him after to protect state secrets. A:3 Just one, but it takes him thirty years to realize it’s burned out. Q: How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A:1 Two. One to change the light bulb, and one to sue the original light bulb manufacturer for millions. A:2 One to shoot the bulb...and another to deny that a conspiracy ever took place. A:3 Five. One to change the bulb, one to push the ladder and knock him off, and three workmen's compensation lawyers. A:4 Only one- he holds the light bulb in place and waits for the world to revolve around him.
May 3, 2011
How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb? None. They sit in the dark all day and blame Israel.
May 3, 2011
This joke is usually told as : How many Russian leaders does it take to change a lightbulb? Answer: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as lightbulbs
May 3, 2011
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