I've translated one funny story, but I'm not sure it was translated rightly.
This is the story:
Mother came back home and there her son was crying.
She asked: what happened?
Son answered: father has nailed his hand
Mother wondered: why are you crying?
Son answered: because that time I was laughing…
Sorry, I didn't say I've translated the story from Chinese into English. I've been learning Chinese 3 monthes and I'm not able to write stories in Chinese yet.