"put someone on retainer"? "chocolate mint"?
A dude got laid, then kinda lose his mind, want to marry this chick. he is not much of a player,more kinda innocent. Not like him, his mother is a really player. So his mother is about to convince him to not marry that chick.
1."For God's sake, if you're that horny,find a nice call girl, put her on retainer."
"put her on retainer",I don't understand it,what does it mean?
2:"Mom's been on more hotel pillows than a chocolate mint."
"Chocolate mint",it refers to what?