"I dont know how smart that was BLOWING BY your only potential contact"
This is usually "blowing off." It means to ignore them intentionally.
" i cant listen to the sober"
Probably should be "...this sober." It means something (probably music) sounds lousy when you are sober, but with your mind impaired, sounds OK when you're drunk.
" club a baby seal"
Do some task that is really easy.
" evens out"
When something happens one way one time and the other way the next time, it evens out.
"show somebody down"- show her down
Maybe "slow" her down. When someone is doing something to excess, like working, partying, deinking, doing drugs, etc., they need to slow down.
Maybe slinging burgers or burritos. Working in a fast food restaurant or some other low-paying, menial job.
"we might have gone of on the wrong fool"
Gone "off" - Have an angry outburst at someone.
"lets get in and out"
To not spend much time in a place, often a store.
"im gonna give this to you to straight up"
I'm going to tell you something plainly, easy to understand.