Austin, Thanks for providing an example. It really helps. I disagree somewhat with Maidhc. I feel the use of the present tense to describe something which happened in the past it only a matter of personal style, at least in the example you provided. There is no rule to cover this. I think it may be called a "conceit" or some similar form of style. The past could easily have been used in your example, but it seems the speaker made the story slightly more personal by using the present tense to describe it. This is not wrong, but not often used. I hope this explanation helps.