Question about some parts of this funny YouTube video
I need to translate this video, but there are some parts I can't hear clearly.
What did the woman say at 2:46, 3:03, 3:44 and 3:47 in this video?
It sounds like:
1. She is probably not even _ which makes her ugly, and I hate her.
2. I should never _ _ that cut.
3. Now I can wear this outfit at least 3 months until everyone forgets _ _ _ wore.
4. _ _ _ to the bathroom.