I know it's a bit odd, but I'll try my luck anyway... Could someone please (please!) lend me their voice? (Of course, I can pay if necessary, just tell me how much)
The thing is, I don't quite understand the rhyme pattern of one poem and I can't find a recording of it anywhere not set to music. So I've been just wondering how it is supposed to sound. If there is anyone who can record it for me, I'd be extremely grateful. You can contact me here or just send me a PM if it's more convenient. Of course I solemnly swear not to use the recording in any illegal way; "personal use only" and all that.
(if anything, the poem is "The Irish Guards" by Rudyard Kipling, http://www.kiplingsociety.co.uk/poems_irish.htm; if you know there is a decent recording somewhere on the internet, please let me know, too!)