Do you know what men mean when they say something?
1) I love you. --> I want to make sweet love to you.
2) I like you. --> I want to make sweet love to you.
3) You are beautiful. --> Now let's make sweet love!
4) You look lovely today. --> Let's hump!
5) You're amazing. --> Now let's get naked and get in bed!
6) Get me some dinner. --> Get me some dinner.
7) Give me the remote control. --> Give me the remote control.
8) Don't stand in front of the tv while I'm watching football. --> Seriously, stand in front of the tv again and you can pay a visit to the hospital.
9) Look honey, I bought you some flowers. --> I fucked someone else and I try to feel less guilty about it.
Hehe, this is sort a response to another question about women and the real meaning of what they say. :P Luckily, we men are not that difficult to understand.