Can you tell me why moles are always so moody in the morning? "How does this moodiness manifest itself?" Generally, moles have a contemptuous attitude towards everyone and are throwing dirt at whatever or whoever comes their way. "Are moles in the morning moodier than hedgehogs at night?" Definitively not, because nobody can be as misanthropic as a hedgehog at night. I would also say that French moles are the moodiest because they are so unhappy with their French name. "Taupe" sounds so bad to their ears! Of course, it is not the case with the Polish ones because "kret" is the most beautiful word in the world. "Moles of the world unite and get moody"? Very serious researches have been made on the moles and scientists can say loudly and clearly that these animals hate marxism.