Тоже смотрели видео с Ельциным и Клинтоном?XDD
May 30, 2013
You can also say to someone, "You are a disaster zone" meaning that they always seem to have bad luck.
January 23, 2011
It's pretty slangy, but it roughly means, "you have been given a disaster".
"Disaster" is not a verb, but if you used it as a verb it would mean, "to give/cause someone a disastrous situation."
Sorry that you found such sloppy English.