Yes, that's why I'm holding a towel.

No. I wish I had a dollar for every end of the world prediction I have heard the last 40 years.

Of course not! I had already planned a trip to the Alps mountains to practice downhill skiing and see again a North Country Lady I once met. I just spoke with the Hotel Manager, they won't give me a refund for this kind of nuisance.

Absolutely. The earth will be swallowed by a huge meatball monster from the other side of the universe.

i don't :)