phrases and words from Gravity Falls s1e3
What does it mean "your microphone's a turkey baster, Toby"? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYm3bfMXVVs

-Wax Stan's shoe has a hole in it.
-All the wax guys have that.
-It's where the pole thingie attaches to their stand dealies. "stand dealies" I can't find the definition of this word -"dealies"

Question

phrases and words from Gravity Falls s1e3
What does it mean "your microphone's a turkey baster, Toby"? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYm3bfMXVVs

-Wax Stan's shoe has a hole in it.
-All the wax guys have that.
-It's where the pole thingie attaches to their stand dealies.   "stand dealies" I can't find the definition of this word -"dealies"

Answer

The "turkey baster" comment is literal - Toby isn't holding a microphone!

http://www.readysteadychuck.co.uk/utensil_28.php

Both "thingie" and "dealie" mean "I don't really know what it is called, but I'll say a word anyway".  We have a few words like this: doobie, wotsit, watchamacallit...