I'm fucking off right now, or I fucked off. this means that I am supposed to be doing something but I am not. maybe im supposed to be doing my homework but instead im playing video games. if this is the case them im fucking off someone says: did you do your homework today? and I respond by saying: no, I just fucked off all day.

Feeling blue=feeling sad let's split=let's leave couch potato=someone who just sits around all day cram=study hard and long, usually the night before a test crash= show up to an event without an invitation drive up the wall going dutch=each person pays their own way on a date cold shoulder= making a deliberate effort to ignore someone There are so many more

A little bathroom slang... Take a leak / take a whiz Drop the kids off at the pool Go number 1; go number 2 Worship the porcelain god