Who's the one has problem? After what happened in Paris, there's this TESOL teacher posted a few words that related to "Terrorist Attack" on Weibo, with a title says:"English phases about Terrorist Attack/terrorism". And you should know that I really enjoy the humour, I even think about being one English stand up comedian oneday, maybe forty years later, but it might happen, so I've been working on gags and how to delivery them, and everytime I write something in English, I try to make it amusing. So I replied to his Weibo like this: English phases that related to terrorism? How about a few words like "retarded, “douchebag”, asshat." ,"fucking twat". Then I got blacklisted. And he told me to ":Keep your foul language off my weibo", AND a thumb down. That's unexpected, I don't know if it's just he's being sensitive or I went too far? Just so you know, even though I still don't consider it inappropriate,I intended to apologize to him, it's his weibo, and I made him unconfortable, but hey, he blacklisted me...

Oops. Oops, I'm offically umemployed! I quit my job last week. As for the reason, well, let's see, my grounp leader is totally a jerk, a pain in my ass. But come on, everyone works for a badass. "I am an assistant engineer, I desing pressure vessles, air separation plants and ambient vaporizor for a living" sounds much cooler than "Hey, I'm one the unemplyed group". What the hell was I think? Yeah, yeah yeah, being stuck with a computer eight hours everyday is awful, let alone not to get any chance to "communicate " with others, but hey, better than staying at home unpaid, Okay?! Now what? You idoit.

Yay or Nay

I got this interesting lettle last night:
"What would you do if there was a tiny 1 inch tall person, wandering around on the floor near your bare feet?"
and then we started a conversation about this question:
ME : "Okay, i've already got that pic in my head.
Quite creepy.
I could probably scream at first, and then i would calm down and be nice to that tiny person, then maybe
we would start an adventure together.
After that, I try to share my experience with others, and end up with locked up in a mental hosptial. And
then there's a superman come to resuce me, by the way , he's single. And we live a happy life together
forever !"
HE : "Haha I see! What if you found out that you would get a lot of money from scientists if you stepped on the
tiny person with your bare feet?"
ME : "that's not really a clever question if it's uesd to test if whoever read this message is a golddigger.
Is there anyone would say he (she) would do that for those money?
Well,my answer is no, and i mean it."
HE : "Haha no, that wasn't the intention. Just curious! What if you found out that person was sent to your house
to give you pedicures whenever you wanted?"
ME : "As a pedicure, he's too little to do that , don't you think?
Let him give me pedicures?, it's called exploitation.
I would appreciate him and do it myself."
ME : "And I would ask him if he's willing to steal some money from the bankers for me instead.
Of course if he's willing to do that for ."
ME : "bed time. Bye. Nice to talk with you.Have a good day."

Here's the promble, I'm not satisfied with being able to talk in English, I want to be capable of thinking and being humorous in native English speaker's way.

I'm wondering if It's only me who think this whole conversation is enjoyable.
SO, Yay or Nay?

I am so helpless !

So far, my process of learning english is :

Try my best , get frustrated, suck it up, do my best, and then I get frustrated again...finally I get my courage back , guess what, it only last for a week.

it's like an endless cycle of tragdy and nightmare.

Please tell me i am not the only one who's suffering this.

I am so helpless So far, my process of learning english is : Try my best , get frustrated, suck it up, do my best, and then I get frustrated again...finally I get my courage back , guess what, it only last for a week. it's like an endless cycle of tragdy and nightmare.

funny dream I've been staying single for a long time. but last night, i actually dreamed my "boyfriend". I can still remember some details about him, quite clearly. He was suppose to be the son of someone who's my mother's friends. and he's a doctor , not a hospital kinda doctor but a nerd,well educated kinda doctor, and my mom in the dream even said that i didnt desever a guy like him. how curel is that ! and he's age was 31. he's face got these marks of pimples. somehow i liked it, at least when i watched his face in the dream. i thought it's adorable. i can still remember that the way he treated me, so gentle and full of love, and my heart is pumping for that moment. considering i predicted the pregnancy of my friends accuratly in the dream. so i thought it might be truth. maybe there's a guy somewhere waiting for me.

HEY YOU! Attention Please !

People, why don't you write down your address, your language,and the language you are working on.

Well, maybe your sex too. No offence, But you know, people would perfer communicating with people of different gender. It says :"男女搭配，干活不累" in chinese.

 

I'll do it first.

 

I'm Lol ,  Chinese and female , live in Hangzhou , China , a town called Linpin.

My English is eager to be rescued.

I do need someone to exchange language face to face.

So, welcome to contact with me.

 

the last words i wanna let you know i love you. i love you from the heart. i love you at first sight. i love you more and more. i wanna be important in your love. and from now. i won't love you ever again. i don't have strenght to keep waiting for your arms any more. it's time to find my own happiness that have nothing to do with you.